Top ten reasons joe biden has “dropped out of the 2024 race” (and no one has seen him since

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
monday, july 22, 2024 at 1:09:00 p.m. edt

10.) No parachute when he “jumped” out of the airplane.

9.) He didn’t know how to land from a car going at 100 mph.

8.) Daily covid vaxxes finally began working.

7.) Re-enactment of Ed Ames routine from The Tonight Show—with Joe as the outline—turned out the same way as in 1965, but more blood.

6.) Harris threatened to cut out his daily ice cream cone unless he “quit” as candidate (then proceed to #10).

5.) 10% for the “big guy” now meant he had only 10% brain cells working (proceed to #s 10, 9, or 7).

4.) He couldn’t swim with three anchors wrapped around his neck.

3.) Joe Pesci scene (you know the one) redone with biden.

2.) That solo hot air balloon flight over the pacific ocean, finally came down—somewhere.

And the #1 reason why joe biden quit the race and hasn’t been seen since:

The secret service was in charge of his protection.

--GRA