GRA’s “The Derek Chauvin Song,” Exclusively at NSU!

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
saturday, december 2, 2023 at 8:45:00 a.m. est

Two years ago, I wrote, “The george floyd song—You Dropped Dead, Babe.” Here’s the sequel-sung to the Beatles,’ “Drive My Car”—“The Derek Chauvin Song.”

Asked the nig ‘bout the phony money,
“Dindunuffin,” he said to me,
“You’re under arrest and you’re going downtown,
Get into the cruiser—don’t act like a clown.”

floyd, would you get in the car?
We won’t be driving very far,
floyd, just get it in the car,
We don’t want to fight you.

But the coon wouldn’t do what we said,
He fought us hard—and then he was dead,
His heart blew up from making a scene,
But then the lies started—you know what I mean?

Floyd, would you get in the car?
We won’t be driving very far,
floyd, just put it in the car,
We don’t want to fight you.

I went to prison for doing my job,
I just got stabbed by the mexican mob,
I’m Derek Chauvin—and as you now see,
This wouldn't have happened, if he’d listened to me.

floyd, would you get in the car?
We won’t be driving very far,
floyd, just park it in the car,
Just do what we’re asking you.

THE END

--GRA