By N.S.
“Look, being nice in life won’t get you a Nobel Peace Prize.”
“He wasn’t just a war criminal, he was our war criminal.”
“I sprayed some agent orange on my kids today in his honor.”
https://www.theonion.com/americans-react-to-the-death-of-henry-kissinger-1851063004
jerry pdx
ReplyDeleteKissinger's work with with Red China has resulted in the CCP becoming the most powerful economic and military adversary to the West ever. Then in his cups he says cogent things about how mass immigration is bad for Europe...Seriously? Gee Henry, why weren't you thinking about the future of the West when you were cutting those deals with China? You know what they say: Only the good die young...oh wait
AFTERLIFE TONIGHT SHOW CLIP;BARBARA WALTERS TALKS ABOUT OLD FLAME,HENRY KISSINGER
ReplyDeleteBaba Wawa(waving):Henwee--I'm on the Afterwife Tonight Show.
Johnny Carson:That's "AfterLIFE Tonight Show",Barbara--not Afterwife.
Baba Wawa:That's what I SAID,though in your case,it is the "Afterwife Tonight show"--you had so many ex-wives.
Johnny:Now,Baba, you KNOW,you had more divorces than I did.
Baba Wawa:That's TWUE,but my favorite weebound womance was Henwee Kissinger--who just passed away at one hundwed years old.
Johnny:Why was he your favorite?
Baba:He was verwee womantic.He told me,that making wuv with me,was like sending his penis to a concentration camp.
(audience laughs)
Johnny:He DOES sound like a real romantic--we'll have him on tomorrow night along with Phyllis Diller and Don Rickles--two more romantic types.
Goodnight everywun--I mean everyone.
--GRA