Tips from the Afterlife Stars on How to Avoid me-too Accusations of being a Serial Rapist

[“Who is Russell Brand, and why has a wave of me-tooers charged him with being a serial rapist?”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
friday, september 22, 2023 at 9:56:00 p.m. edt

Tips from the Afterlife Stars about how to avoid accusations like this one:

Dean Martin: Get’'em drunk, so they don’t remember a thing years later.

Don Rickles: Do what Frank (Sinatra) would do—threaten the family.

Frank Sinatra: Do what Rickles did—call me up and have me threaten the family.

--GRA