Thursday, August 03, 2023

Trumpball Theme: “Take Me Down to the Courthouse” (Sung to the Tune of “Take Me Out to the Ballgame”)


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By Grand Rapids Anonymous
thursday, august 3, 2023 at 1:30:00 a.m. edt

We’re definitely nowhere close to the seventh inning of this game called “Trumpball,” but let's pretend it is and sing this variation of “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” (Harry Caray style—i.e., drunk).

“Let me hear you...a one, a two, a three...

Take me down to the courthouse,
Take me out to the trial,
“Buy me a verdict of innocent,
I don’t care how much money is spent.”

Oh, it’s root, root, root for the Trumpster,
If he’s convicted, it’s jail,
For it’s one, two, three times on bail,
In this rigged court game.
Hey...”

--GRA

Harry Caray Leading the Cubs Faithful in “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” on September 21, 1997, the last Home Game of the Season, and Caray’s Last Game, before His February 18, 1998 Death





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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousThursday, August 3, 2023 at 11:48:00 PM EDT

    One Harry Caray is equal to about 20 Greg Gutfelds and Joe Rogans.

    Bring up Carson or Letterman and make the ratio 1000 to 1 and 500 to 1 respectively.
    --GRA

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  2. AnonymousFriday, August 4, 2023 at 5:13:00 AM EDT

    Does anyone ever honestly believe a jury comprised of blacks [I am assuming that the DC jury will be predominantly black] can fairly judge a white person in USA today? I seriously doubt it. Especially if the client is the # 1 white man in the world. The negro will delight convicting and sending Don away forever.

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  3. AnonymousFriday, August 4, 2023 at 2:38:00 PM EDT

    And a black judge.Yes,Trump represents Whitey of the past 200+ years,and blacks will buy that pitch made by black AGs,judges and lawyers.But when it comes to black crime and White law,"Don't arrest ME,cracker,"is what those same blacks will say.

    --GRA

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