By A Texas Reader
friday, august 4, 2023 at 11:28:26p.m. edt
"Hpd: woman tried to flush newborn down toilet after giving birth in Houston gas station (WARNING: graphic details)"
 | Diana Guadalupe Zavala Lopez, 25, admitted she left the baby girl face down in the toilet and never checked for signs of life or tried to do CPR, police said. www.khou.com |
Thus the origin of the term "turd worlder."
ReplyDeleteWe'll be back with more news,but first this commercial.
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(English) Jensen and Jensen,trying to stop crime before it happens.
Well that's the news,another horrific day from coast to coast,join us again tomorrow for what undoubtedly will be a repeat of today.Lock your doors and stay safe,America.
--GRA
Chica you big trouble now. And the immigration status is?
ReplyDeleteThey will say she was temporarily insane at that exact moment of birff.
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