MR.TUDBALL(Tim Conway) AND MRS.WIGGINS(Carol Burnett)TALK ABOUT TUCKER CARLSON'S MOVE TO TWITTER
Mr.Tudball:Mrs. uh Wiggins,would you please step into my office-a please?
Mrs.Wiggins:Why?
Tudball:Why-a do you think--so I can be in the presence of a genius mind like yourself--huh?To take-a some dictation--Get in here.
Wiggins:Should I bring anything?
Tudball:Well,if-a your brain is-a still inside of it,how about-a taking your head along for the long trip around the corner?
Wiggins:Okay.
Tudball:Jeez--and bring a pen and a notebook for criminey sakes.Boy,first,that Tucker-a Carlson gets a cush job over at-a dat derr thing...
Wiggins:Twitter.
Tudball:Bullseye,Mrs.uh Wiggins,you just aced this here test--except I wasn't giving no test.I knew dad-gum well that it was-a Twitter...
Wiggins:If you say so.
Tudball:Now take-a this here down.Dear Elon Musk--you-a with me so far,Mrs.uh Wiggins?
Wiggins:Who's he?
Tudball:He's the guy I'm going to complain to about-a hiring-a someone for millions of dollars and for all of that there moolah, the guy's cranked out a grand total of-a 8 videos in 4 weeks,Mrs. uh Wiggins.
Wiggins:Nice.
Tudball:He STILL does-a more work than you do,Mrs uh Wiggins.
Wiggins:Speaking of that--LUNCH BREAK.See you in two hours,Mr.Tudball.
Tudball:Right,it's-a two hours,because she-a walks so slow,eighty year old turtles pass her on the street.Well I guess I have time to check Twitter to see if there's a ninth video yet--nope.
MR.TUDBALL(Tim Conway) AND MRS.WIGGINS(Carol Burnett)TALK ABOUT TUCKER CARLSON'S MOVE TO TWITTER
ReplyDeleteMr.Tudball:Mrs. uh Wiggins,would you please step into my office-a please?
Mrs.Wiggins:Why?
Tudball:Why-a do you think--so I can be in the presence of a genius mind like yourself--huh?To take-a some dictation--Get in here.
Wiggins:Should I bring anything?
Tudball:Well,if-a your brain is-a still inside of it,how about-a taking your head along for the long trip around the corner?
Wiggins:Okay.
Tudball:Jeez--and bring a pen and a notebook for criminey sakes.Boy,first,that Tucker-a Carlson gets a cush job over at-a dat derr thing...
Wiggins:Twitter.
Tudball:Bullseye,Mrs.uh Wiggins,you just aced this here test--except I wasn't giving no test.I knew dad-gum well that it was-a Twitter...
Wiggins:If you say so.
Tudball:Now take-a this here down.Dear Elon Musk--you-a with me so far,Mrs.uh Wiggins?
Wiggins:Who's he?
Tudball:He's the guy I'm going to complain to about-a hiring-a someone for millions of dollars and for all of that there moolah, the guy's cranked out a grand total of-a 8 videos in 4 weeks,Mrs. uh Wiggins.
Wiggins:Nice.
Tudball:He STILL does-a more work than you do,Mrs uh Wiggins.
Wiggins:Speaking of that--LUNCH BREAK.See you in two hours,Mr.Tudball.
Tudball:Right,it's-a two hours,because she-a walks so slow,eighty year old turtles pass her on the street.Well I guess I have time to check Twitter to see if there's a ninth video yet--nope.
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--GRA