“America is a corpse being consumed by maggots. Liberals are rooting for the maggots. Conservatives are rooting for the corpse.” Anonymous
Monday, July 31, 2023
For the First Time, Experience the Creative Miscegenation of The Afterlife/This Life Comedy Show, with Carl Reiner and Mel Kaminsky (Better Known as Mel Brooks), in The 46,000-Year-Old Worm!
[“46,000-year-old worm comes back to life, starts replicating.”]
By Grand Rapids Anonymous
monday, july 31, 2023 at 12:50:00 a.m. edt
Sounds like a Mel Brooks/Carl Reiner skit.
The 46,000-Year-Old Worm
Carl Reiner: Welcome everyone, an amazing story as we’re here with a 46,000-year-old worm, who reportedly was revived and immediately started replicating. Is that true, Mr. Worm? Are you replicating as we speak?
Mel Brooks worm: “Call me Mel. Of course I’m replicating—The Bible tells us to replicate—I replicate. The worst thing about it is, I don’t even KNOW I’m replicating. I get this pain in my gut and, before you know it, there’s another one of me a few inches away, looking at me and acting like IT wants to replicate.” Carl Reiner: “How is it that after 46,000 years of being dormant, you can still reproduce? When I was 90—NOTHING worked in that department.”
Mel Brooks worm: “Well, after a 46,000-year nap like I had, I woke up rarin’ to go. Like I said, I can’t explain it, it just happens!”
“OOF—there’s another one I just popped out. And look over there—the one I replicated a minute ago, just replicated—I’m a grandfather already.”
Carl: “I’m getting the signal to wrap this up...”
Mel: “Are you in the ‘Worm Adoption Program’ by any chance?”
Carl: “No I’m not.”
Mel: “Because if you stick around a few minutes, you’ll have a big selection of my offspring to choose from.”
Carl: “Sorry—I don’t fish—but thanks for chatting with us, uhhh...”
Mel: “Mel...Mel Kaminsky.”
Carl: “Thanks, Mel Kaminsky—good night, everyone.”
--GRA
Mel Brooks did marry Anne Bancroft.
ReplyDeleteAnd outlived her--tough for a man to outlive the wife.
ReplyDelete--GRA