For the First Time, Experience the Creative Miscegenation of The Afterlife/This Life Comedy Show, with Carl Reiner and Mel Kaminsky (Better Known as Mel Brooks), in The 46,000-Year-Old Worm!

[“46,000-year-old worm comes back to life, starts replicating.”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
monday, july 31, 2023 at 12:50:00 a.m. edt

Sounds like a Mel Brooks/Carl Reiner skit.

The 46,000-Year-Old Worm

Carl Reiner: Welcome everyone, an amazing story as we’re here with a 46,000-year-old worm, who reportedly was revived and immediately started replicating. Is that true, Mr. Worm? Are you replicating as we speak?

Mel Brooks worm: “Call me Mel. Of course I’m replicating—The Bible tells us to replicate—I replicate. The worst thing about it is, I don’t even KNOW I’m replicating. I get this pain in my gut and, before you know it, there’s another one of me a few inches away, looking at me and acting like IT wants to replicate.” Carl Reiner: “How is it that after 46,000 years of being dormant, you can still reproduce? When I was 90—NOTHING worked in that department.”

Mel Brooks worm: “Well, after a 46,000-year nap like I had, I woke up rarin’ to go. Like I said, I can’t explain it, it just happens!”

“OOF—there’s another one I just popped out. And look over there—the one I replicated a minute ago, just replicated—I’m a grandfather already.”

Carl: “I’m getting the signal to wrap this up...”

Mel: “Are you in the ‘Worm Adoption Program’ by any chance?”

Carl: “No I’m not.”

Mel: “Because if you stick around a few minutes, you’ll have a big selection of my offspring to choose from.”

Carl: “Sorry—I don’t fish—but thanks for chatting with us, uhhh...”

Mel: “Mel...Mel Kaminsky.”

Carl: “Thanks, Mel Kaminsky—good night, everyone.”

--GRA