Who can live in a city like this with a smile? Who can live in a neighborhood, Where blacks can be seen, More than once in a while. Well the crime there has gone ballistic, But you girl,you never, Became fatalistic. Crime is all around and you have seen it, Crime is all around,you move between it. So far you've made it through it all, So far you've gotten through it all.
(Newsroom,Lou Grant comes out of his office)
Lou:Mary,where's Ted?
Mary:Ohh,Mr.Grant,he's been kidnapped by black terrorists.
Lou:Good--where's Murray?
Mary:Ohh,Mr.Grant,he was robbed and assaulted by black thugs.
Lou:Damn blacks--I hate to ask,but what do the terrorists want in return for Ted?
Mary:It started out as a million dollars...
Lou: And now?
Mary:Ten McMeals from McDonald's and someone to pick him up within the hour--and hurry--they said.
Lou:No deal,let's wait until they buy US some food.
Mary:Are you sure,Mr.Grant?
(He nods)
Lou:Yeah.
(phone rings--Mary answers)
Mary:You'd like us to make a counter offer?Well,we want 5 meal deals--and we'll pick him up in 20 minutes.Okay,Mr.Grant?
Lou:Okay--send Gordy over to get him--I'll have my hamburger with everything but pickle--I'm on a diet.
(Half hour later,Ted walks in,with Murray not too far behind) Ted:Hi guys,thanks for paying the ransom.
Lou(biting into his burger):No problem Ted--I was hungry. Murray:I need a burger too. Mary:Here you are Murray.
Ted:Isn't that the 4th time you were robbed this year,Murr?
Murray:Isn't that the 6th time you were kidnapped,Ted?And the 5th time we got food out of it?
Ted:We're talking ABOUT YOU Murray!
Lou:Come on,let's finish eating and get to work--we have a news show to produce.I hate to have to remind you--since nbc bought us out and changed our call letters from WJM to WOKE--we can't mention the two incidents that happened today.
Mary:Ohh,Mr.Grant,the news has become so...
Lou:I know,Mary,but it's payday tomorrow.
Mary:Thanks,Mr.Grant,you always know how to cheer me up.
Lou:That's what commie actors who play conservative bosses are supposed to do.Okay,people,we're on-air in one hour--let's get moving.
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Who can live in a city like this with a smile?
Who can live in a neighborhood,
Where blacks can be seen,
More than once in a while.
Well the crime there has gone ballistic,
But you girl,you never,
Became fatalistic.
Crime is all around and you have seen it,
Crime is all around,you move between it.
So far you've made it through it all,
So far you've gotten through it all.
(Newsroom,Lou Grant comes out of his office)
Lou:Mary,where's Ted?
Mary:Ohh,Mr.Grant,he's been kidnapped by black terrorists.
Lou:Good--where's Murray?
Mary:Ohh,Mr.Grant,he was robbed and assaulted by black thugs.
Lou:Damn blacks--I hate to ask,but what do the terrorists want in return for Ted?
Mary:It started out as a million dollars...
Lou: And now?
Mary:Ten McMeals from McDonald's and someone to pick him up within the hour--and hurry--they said.
Lou:No deal,let's wait until they buy US some food.
Mary:Are you sure,Mr.Grant?
(He nods)
Lou:Yeah.
(phone rings--Mary answers)
Mary:You'd like us to make a counter offer?Well,we want 5 meal deals--and we'll pick him up in 20 minutes.Okay,Mr.Grant?
Lou:Okay--send Gordy over to get him--I'll have my hamburger with everything but pickle--I'm on a diet.
(Half hour later,Ted walks in,with Murray not too far behind)
Ted:Hi guys,thanks for paying the ransom.
Lou(biting into his burger):No problem Ted--I was hungry.
Murray:I need a burger too.
Mary:Here you are Murray.
Ted:Isn't that the 4th time you were robbed this year,Murr?
Murray:Isn't that the 6th time you were kidnapped,Ted?And the 5th time we got food out of it?
Ted:We're talking ABOUT YOU Murray!
Lou:Come on,let's finish eating and get to work--we have a news show to produce.I hate to have to remind you--since nbc bought us out and changed our call letters from WJM to WOKE--we can't mention the two incidents that happened today.
Mary:Ohh,Mr.Grant,the news has become so...
Lou:I know,Mary,but it's payday tomorrow.
Mary:Thanks,Mr.Grant,you always know how to cheer me up.
Lou:That's what commie actors who play conservative bosses are supposed to do.Okay,people,we're on-air in one hour--let's get moving.
The End.
In this week's episode, Mary and Rhoda enroll in a beginners' firearms course. At least they should. They are going to need it.
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