George Washington and Don Rickles Visit Johnny Carson on The Afterlife Tonight Show!

“ferocious shootout leaves 10 dead, 4 wounded on mexican highway near u.s. border.”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
thursday, june 1, 2023 at 3:14:00 a.m. edt

mexican shootouts are as “American” as negroes lying about whatever they do.

As George Washington said to Johnny Carson on The Afterlife Tonight Show the other night, “I cannot tell a lie—but those blacks sure can.”

(Crowd laughed.)

To which Don Rickles said, “I cannot tell a lie either—you’re getting more laughs than I am tonight—and I’m getting steamed.”

GW: Don, may I make a suggestion?

Don: As long as you’re not funny when you say it.

“I’ve got a few powdered wigs that you might like to try on to cover that receding hairline you’ve got developing."

(Crowd laughs even more.)

“DEVELOPING? That’s like saying Joe Biden’s brain is starting to get a LITTLE foggy. Uhh, no thanks, George, I’ve got a reputation as a he-man to live up to.

Johnny: I hadn’t heard about that—tell us more.

Don: Isn’t it time for a commercial break?

Johnny: Yes, it is—we’ll be right back to wrap up the show after these words from Budweiser—the King of Beers.

Don: Right, not the Queen of Beers, you hockey pucks on Earth—so knock off the trannie advertising.

(Commercial.)

--GRA