MADONNA NEARLY SUCCUMBS TO "bLACKTERIAL INFECTION".DOCTOR VINNIE BOOM BATZ EXPLAINS
GRA:Madonna,64,was rushed to the hospital with a blackterial infection,Monday.Yes,I said,blackterial infection,caused by subjecting her vaginal area to constant black penetration.That's all who will do her now.
"She was found unresponsive and taken to ICU,where she was placed on a ventilator for one day,"said various news reports.
A.k.a.Coal burner's Coma.
Her physician in charge,Dr.Vinnie Boom Batz,filled in the details:
"We took a urine sample from Madonna--but after the test results came back,we found out none of it was hers."
"Then we placed a tube down her throat and she started moaning--like she was enjoying it."
"That's a kinky broad.When we tapped her shin to check her reflexes,she had two orgasms."
"After 24 hours,when we took the tube out,she said,she was breaking up with us because we couldn't last long enough to satisfy her."
"Unfortunately,with her track record,I have to paraphrase the old Schwarzenegger line:"She'll be back."
ACTUAL MADONNA STORY (Page 6)Madonna was found unresponsive and rushed to a New York City hospital Saturday, Page Six can exclusively reveal.
We hear the “Material Girl” singer, 64, was intubated for at least one night before having the tube removed — and she is now alert and recovering.
Madonna’s longtime manager, Guy Oseary, shared on Instagram Wednesday that his client had “developed a serious bacterial infection which led to a several day stay in the ICU.”
While a source tells us the Queen of Pop is now “out of the ICU,” Oseary explained in his post, “She is still under medical care. A full recovery is expected.”
Let's stick with the Wheel of Fortune puzzle mode.
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So Raquel Welch was a guy,if that's what she said she was?
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Hollywood is just so full of intellectual types. So many of them. Just ask Madonna. Madonna knows everything.
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"Except how to look good anymore."
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MADONNA NEARLY SUCCUMBS TO "bLACKTERIAL INFECTION".DOCTOR VINNIE BOOM BATZ EXPLAINS
DeleteGRA:Madonna,64,was rushed to the hospital with a blackterial infection,Monday.Yes,I said,blackterial infection,caused by subjecting her vaginal area to constant black penetration.That's all who will do her now.
"She was found unresponsive and taken to ICU,where she was placed on a ventilator for one day,"said various news reports.
A.k.a.Coal burner's Coma.
Her physician in charge,Dr.Vinnie Boom Batz,filled in the details:
"We took a urine sample from Madonna--but after the test results came back,we found out none of it was hers."
"Then we placed a tube down her throat and she started moaning--like she was enjoying it."
"That's a kinky broad.When we tapped her shin to check her reflexes,she had two orgasms."
"After 24 hours,when we took the tube out,she said,she was breaking up with us because we couldn't last long enough to satisfy her."
"Unfortunately,with her track record,I have to paraphrase the old Schwarzenegger line:"She'll be back."
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(Page 6)Madonna was found unresponsive and rushed to a New York City hospital Saturday, Page Six can exclusively reveal.
We hear the “Material Girl” singer, 64, was intubated for at least one night before having the tube removed — and she is now alert and recovering.
Madonna’s longtime manager, Guy Oseary, shared on Instagram Wednesday that his client had “developed a serious bacterial infection which led to a several day stay in the ICU.”
While a source tells us the Queen of Pop is now “out of the ICU,” Oseary explained in his post, “She is still under medical care. A full recovery is expected.”
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What % are women?
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