By A Texas Reader
sat, apr 29, 2023 8:50 p.m.
riverside, calif. — a southern california [sic] man accused of killing three teenage boys by intentionally ramming their car after they played a doorbell-ringing prank on him was found guilty friday of murder. Anurag Chandra was convicted in a riverside county
 | A man accused of killing three teenage boys by intentionally ramming their car after they played a doorbell-ringing prank on him was found guilty of murder. www.wfaa.com |
Was he just doing the job that Americans won't do?
What, 12 beers in one day?
A Kraut, he ain't.
Mex have tempers.They have guns.He could have tried to shoot them,but he figured,"this is less work."
ReplyDeleteNow a life inside a US prison.Stupid-o.
--GRA
Officer Bob Newhart:
ReplyDelete"Okay,Pablo,I see the report and it states you k-k-killed 3 teens because...they rang your doorbell and ran away?"
"Si."
"Th-that's it?"
"I was right in the middle of watching "Speedy Gonzales" cartoons and the doorbell rings."
"Ye-ye-yes,that happens sometimes."
"I go to look and when I open the door,a kid is flashing his BUTT--and then he runs away!"
"We-we-well,that's a little crude--granted,but instead of forgetting about it and going back and continuing to watch Sp-sp-speedy Gonzales,you get in your car and hunt these doorbell ringers down and kill them."
"Si--they won't be ringing MY doorbell anymore(laughing maniacally)."
"There's two reasons for that,you know--one of them is b-because,prison cells don't have d-d-doorbells,Pablo--NEXT!"
(Bob puts the file aside and picks up another from the 10 foot high pile of "Stupid Minority Criminals.)
"Well,with this job,I know I have t-t-tons of job s-s-security.I'd better call Emily and tell her I'll be home late again tonight."
--GRA
A doorbell incident? And for that three teens are dead? Chandra and what is his immigration status?
ReplyDeleteEvidently the teens mooned the man after the South Asian opened the door. Honor had to be satisfied.
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