are you byoc? New Rules in Party Etiquette

[Previously: “Why, I Just Can’t Imagine! 2 dead after shooting at off-campus party near Sam Houston state university.”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
sunday, february 5, 2023 at 7:18:00 p.m. est

Interpretations of various acronyms that SHOULD be at the bottom of any invitations sent to potential guests, for any black party:

byoa: bring your own (body) armor

byob: bring your own bullets

byoc: bring your own coffin/coroner

byol: bring your own Leroy (see byon)

byon: bring your own nigga (to stand behind, when the gunfire erupts)

byot: bring your own transfusion

byou: bring your own underwear (you’ll need to change them when the bullets start flying)

--GRA