Abbott and Carlson?Did Bud get a new comedy partner?
ABBOTT AND CARLSON STAR IN "AT THE BORDER".
Greg Abbott and Tucker Carlson have an interview near the Tex/Mexico border--as Abbott(with Carlson's assistance)attempts to help process the hordes of illegals pouring in:
Carlson:Who's up for processing first? Abbott:A Mexican Carlson:What about second? Abbott:A Nicaraguan. Carlson:And third? Abbott:Carlson,I DON'T KNOW--they all look the same! Carlson :So you were guessing on the first two? Abbott:That's right. Carlson:You don't know an Ecuadoran from a El Salvadoran? Abbott:No,I don't.
Carlson:Well--who does--really?But thank you governor for the interview.
Abbott:Wait a minute--you said,"who does"?
Carlson:That's what I said.
Abbott:Who is this man?
Carlson:Yes.
Abbott:Yes--WHAT?
Carlson:Not what--who?I just told you his name.
Abbott:That's what I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT!
Carlson:Governor Abbott,in the time we've been speaking,500 more illegals went right past us.
Abbott:I'm a bad boy!
Carlson:That's MY LINE,Abbott--and the guy's name is H-u--not w-h-o.
Abbott:Carlson,there's just too many foreign names to keep track of these days.
Carlson:I totally agree governor.Good night everyone.
Abbott and Carlson?Did Bud get a new comedy partner?
ReplyDeleteABBOTT AND CARLSON STAR IN "AT THE BORDER".
Greg Abbott and Tucker Carlson have an interview near the Tex/Mexico border--as Abbott(with Carlson's assistance)attempts to help process the hordes of illegals pouring in:
Carlson:Who's up for processing first?
Abbott:A Mexican
Carlson:What about second?
Abbott:A Nicaraguan.
Carlson:And third?
Abbott:Carlson,I DON'T KNOW--they all look the same!
Carlson :So you were guessing on the first two?
Abbott:That's right.
Carlson:You don't know an Ecuadoran from a El Salvadoran?
Abbott:No,I don't.
Carlson:Well--who does--really?But thank you governor for the interview.
Abbott:Wait a minute--you said,"who does"?
Carlson:That's what I said.
Abbott:Who is this man?
Carlson:Yes.
Abbott:Yes--WHAT?
Carlson:Not what--who?I just told you his name.
Abbott:That's what I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT!
Carlson:Governor Abbott,in the time we've been speaking,500 more illegals went right past us.
Abbott:I'm a bad boy!
Carlson:That's MY LINE,Abbott--and the guy's name is H-u--not w-h-o.
Abbott:Carlson,there's just too many foreign names to keep track of these days.
Carlson:I totally agree governor.Good night everyone.
--GRA