Biden’s Get-Tough Sanctions

[“Breaking News Alert: White House Announces Sanctions against Putin.”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Saturday, February 26, 2022 at 1:27:00 A.M. EST

No more 10% off “dictator pricing breaks” at Moscow McDonald’s.

Rogaine shipments will be stopped (didn’t work, anyway).

Biden signs EO cutting Putin’s Mastercard credit limit from $50 million to $49.9999 million.

Profits from U.S. Treasury bonds purchased by Putin will now be capped at 500 gazillion dollars a month.

Biden will renege on $5 lost bet made with Putin, in which Biden claimed Russia would lose to the Ukraine in any invasion.

--GRA