Saturday, January 22, 2022

It wasn't a Joke! TSA Confirms Illegal Aliens Can Use Arrest Warrants as ID in Airports

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  1. After showing this arrest warrant,do they ever get arrested--or is that a dumb question? ACLU probably had that declared illegal----never mind.

    I see a Monty Pythonesque sketch:
    TSA(John Cleese):Hello,good afternoon--how are you?
    Spic(Eric Idle):Bueno,si.
    TSA:May I see some I.D.?
    Spic:Here(hands over arrest warrant)
    TSA:Hmmm,it's a warrant for your arrest.
    Spic:Si.
    TSA:Quite a few charges on here,rape,murder,decapitation of a TSA employee,shooting an AK-47 in an airport--10 minutes ago,hijacking a plane.Yes,everything seems to be in order--you're not going to be any trouble are you?
    Spic:Noooo(smiling)
    TSA:It will come back on me if you are.Say,is that machine gun loaded?
    Spic:Si.
    ACLU lawyer(Michael Palin)walks over.
    ACLU:I'm afraid you can't ask an illegal immigrant questions like that--it's totally against the rules--which we helped set up to avoid discriminatory situations like this one.
    TSA: I'm sorry,I didn't mean it.
    ACLU:We must pay him immediate damages of $400,000 for violating his rights--plus YOU'RE FIRED!
    TSA:HIS RIGHTS!Give me that machine gun--I've had enough,I'm going to...
    (40 security guards tackle him and arrest the TSA employee)
    ACLU:Sorry,you don't have a gun permit--off to prison with you--please,Senor El Choppo--enjoy your flight.

    --GRA

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  2. "ICE Form I-200 (Warrant for Arrest of an Alien),” . . . That refers to a civil immigration arrest warrant"

    Maybe this the same as a notice to appear as issued by the Border Patrol. Ninety day notice to appear in asylum court. 80 % of illegals that get such a notice just take off and never seen again. And if later apprehended just given another 90 day notice.

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