Lieutenant Columbo investigated and concluded that the baby DID NOT write the letter.
But that wasn't what bothered him;Columbo had never--in his storied career--heard of a name like Teshawn.
"Teshawn?Who the hell would name a kid Teshawn?And there's others too--Jacquarious,Vaginosis,Dumbshitious.They don't make any sense.But then Mark,the black guy who pushed Robert Ironside around in his wheelchair for YEARS,called me up and informed me,"those are all black names!"
I said "Nahhh.I know blacks are stupid,but not that stupid--are they?They're all receiving names that can't even SPELL?!Now this is just my opinion,but when black names used to be simpler--everybody was happy.Leroy,J.J,Fred,Grady,Lamont,Fat Albert,Mark,Sammy,Flip,if you asked a black guy to spell his name--he could do it--at least most of the time--and he was happy that he could.
"Nowadays,they've got all these long,difficult names and with poor grades and low IQs,blacks can't fill out an application form or sign their John Hancocks on bond papers at police stations without help from a White attorney.I just don't get it.I think it contributes to why blacks shoot so many people--they're unable to spell their names!
Okay,thank you very much.Oh,just one more thing--I wouldn't want to be a White cop in NYC for 100 times the pay I get in L.A.--or as a consultant here in Alaska.
Lieutenant Columbo investigated and concluded that the baby DID NOT write the letter.
ReplyDeleteBut that wasn't what bothered him;Columbo had never--in his storied career--heard of a name like Teshawn.
"Teshawn?Who the hell would name a kid Teshawn?And there's others too--Jacquarious,Vaginosis,Dumbshitious.They don't make any sense.But then Mark,the black guy who pushed Robert Ironside around in his wheelchair for YEARS,called me up and informed me,"those are all black names!"
I said "Nahhh.I know blacks are stupid,but not that stupid--are they?They're all receiving names that can't even SPELL?!Now this is just my opinion,but when black names used to be simpler--everybody was happy.Leroy,J.J,Fred,Grady,Lamont,Fat Albert,Mark,Sammy,Flip,if you asked a black guy to spell his name--he could do it--at least most of the time--and he was happy that he could.
"Nowadays,they've got all these long,difficult names and with poor grades and low IQs,blacks can't fill out an application form or sign their John Hancocks on bond papers at police stations without help from a White attorney.I just don't get it.I think it contributes to why blacks shoot so many people--they're unable to spell their names!
Okay,thank you very much.Oh,just one more thing--I wouldn't want to be a White cop in NYC for 100 times the pay I get in L.A.--or as a consultant here in Alaska.
Have a good day.
--GRA
Just one more thing...I was told by one of my assistants that I omitted a very important word in the paragraph that begins with "I said..."
ReplyDelete"They're all receiving names that(insert "they") can't even SPELL?"
I must have been looking through my glass eye at the time.
Thank you very much.
--Lt.Columbo
--GRA