Breaking News Alert: Houston Crime News

[Re: “The Week in Houston Crime.”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Wednesday, December 29, 2021 at 1:30:00 A.M. EST

From now on, just tell me who HASN’T gotten shot, raped, or murdered in Houston—it might be easier.

“In tonight’s news, Jeff Frankowski avoided gunfire for the 351st consecutive day this year, when—on December 17th—he made it home from work in one piece. Frankowski had to avoid a carjacking ahead of him, lucked out as both houses on either side of him were robbed the previous night, and his wife of 14 years also managed to escaped harm in 2021.

“Congratulations to the Frankowskis.”

--GRA