Check Out The Bob Hope Afterlife Special; Old Ski-Nose is in Better Form than He was on NBC!

[Re: “Paul Craig Roberts on Efficacy of Ivermectin in Sub-Saharan Africa.”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Friday, October 1, 2021 at 2:09:00 A.M. EDT

As Bob Hope would have said, “Isn’t that sumpthin’?”

If Bob and all the great stars were still around now, his monologue, on his latest special might go like this:

“That Ivermectin is something else—quite a cure—but I guess there is a side effect. I hear after you take it for a week, you get the overwhelming desire to change your regular name to a horse name. For instance, Bing Crosby would go to Delmar Racecourse and ask to be introduced as “Buttons and Bows,” while Don Rickles would say, from now on, he was “There’s a Rocket in my Pants.” Dean Martin became, “I’ll Have Another,” and finally Joe Biden would be called “Dazed and Confused.”

“The network told me my ratings are going down. I told THEM, the government is killing my audience with these vaccines. I’ll tell ya, I won’t get one. All I need is a blood clot in THIS schnozz—and that goes DOUBLE for Durante and Danny Thomas.

“cbs has a show called, The black Wonder Years—I thought it was about singer Stevie Wonder. I turned it on, hoping to hear, “You are the Sunshine of My Life,” but all I got was “Uptight”—of the time I wasted watching it.

“We’ve got Milton Berle, Joey Heatherton, and this new guy, Jerry Seinfeld, so stay right theeeere.”

--GRA