Monday, August 16, 2021 at 3:11:00 A.M. EDT
Mayor Lightfoot Joins in--Shoots 12 negroes Herself This Weekend
(My version of the The Onion--The Anchovy.)
Curiosity got the better of Chicago's mayor this weekend when she surprised aides with a request, "To go shoot some negroes today."
Sources say Lori Lightfoot had been wondering why the numbers of shootings in Chicago were rising,but after gunning down 12 black thugs herself from the comfort of her bulletproof limousine,she proclaimed to know the answer:
"It's FUN," she smiled broadly. "I haven't enjoyed myself so much since I broke into the bathroom at the governor's mansion two years ago and sodomized outgoing mayor Rahm Emmanuel with a sex toy--but this was even better."
When asked by black reporters if the mass shooting was going to be a one time event,Lightfoot laughed,"Is it a one time event for everyone else in the city?Hellll no,I like it."
Nine of the injured were reportedly in non-life threatening status at various hospitals in the city, while three are listed as "critical."
The mayor was later seen at Leroy's Stolen Ammo Shop, walking back to her car with at least 10 bags of bullets and magazines.
"I can't wait for next weekend to start--now," she laughed hysterically.
--GRA
jerry pdx
ReplyDeleteUtah Guv Spencer Cox pens a letter to Biden "welcoming" Afghan migrants to his state: https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/08/17/gov-spencer-cox-letter-biden-eager-welcome-afghan-refugees-utah/
He cites the Mormons coming to Utah to "escape" religious persecution. Is this guy for real? How divorced from reality is this mope? These "refugees" are going to be 99% young males so how is that going to help Mormons to have multiple wives? Well, they will certainly help with pushing those sexual assault stats up.
jerry pdx
ReplyDeleteOld Skull and Bones himself yet again crawls from whatever dark hole he lives in to promote the globalist diversity agenda: https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2021/08/17/george-w-bush-progress-afghans/
Yup, Shrub is calling to eliminate red tape for Afghan men to come en masse to the US. There's a special place in hell for this POS.
"Thunderbolt and Lightfoot". Clint Eastwood movie from way back when. Twenty millimeter cannon used to rob a bank. Should work well on the streets of Chi.
ReplyDeleteAs a Chicagoan I object to this. Our Mini Me mayor would have killed one person and hit 11 others. She would have bought her ammo at a white suburban gun store. (According to father Flaky and Je$$e Jet$tream, only white people sell guns to blacks.)
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