Wednesday, October 28, 2020

The Walter Wallace Jr. Story

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Wednesday, October 28, 2020 at 2:59:00 A.M. EDT

Where are his seven kids and the blurbs about his being a wonderful father and family man?

“He always sho’ up regularly to see his kids—every April Fool’s Day, he drop by and pretended to have child support money, but never did. A great father, though.” --Clitorious Baker (one of the hos he had kids with).

“WW—always played catch with our kids. He’d shoot the bullet and our kids would catch ‘em. Did I tell you we used to have more kids than we do now?” --Nasti Jones (another ho)

“He was a great father to our baby, even though T.P. wasn’t as dark as WalWal wanted him to be. I’d say, “Don’t you throw that White baby against the pillow”—and WalWal would stop every time—except that one time we had to call an ambulance—but nobody’s perfect—right?” --fat, White ho—not identified

Just a few blurbs of the Walter Wallace story. --GRA

2 comments:

  1. jerry pdx
    Hilarious...Keep 'em coming

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  2. Great father except he showed up once in the while to father. At least once in a while.

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