By R.C.
Sun, Aug 23, 2020 10:12 p.m.
43 Shot, 4 Fatally, so Far This Weekend in Chicago
Four people have been killed and 39 others have been injured in shootings across Chicago so far this weekend.
https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/43-shot-4-fatally-so-far-this-weekend-in-chicago
R.C.: Déjà vu.
Déjà vu.
Dyslexia Jones,23,was sitting in a car he had just stolen,on the ghetto street of Shields,when another black thug yelled out a car window,"!aggin,eseehc yaS".
ReplyDeleteDyslexia knew exactly what that meant and seconds later became the first of four thugs to become FORMER Chicago thugs this weekend--and there's still a few hours to go.
Dyslexia's last words were reportedly just one --"!TIHS."
Police responded to the scene of a party on the South side early Saturday morning,after reports of "gunshots heard" were phoned in.Seven hours later,the investigation unit had counted 4,232 shell casings in the yard,but only 2 negroes shot.The Guinness Book of World Records declared it "the SECOND worst shooting percentage ever recorded",surpassed in poor aim,only by the famous pistol duel between Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles,which took place back in 1967.After 22 hours of fruitless shooting,that duel was declared a draw.
"No prize for second place,by the way,"said Guinness,of Saturday's inept gunplay.
Some quick ones.
Chlamydia Calhoun 36, was scratching her vagina and loading a gun at the same time,when the gun went off,resulting in a flesh wound to her mother's buttocks.After an X-ray,doctors were amazed to find 210 other bullets lodged in the ass of the 420 lb Mrs.Calhoun.They were removed by doctors in a seven hour procedure.Chlamydia was initially arrested on 210 counts of "illegally discharging a firearm ",but the charges were later dropped by prosecutor Kim Fox,citing "insufficient evidence."
Rapper,"GotnoTalent"--whose real name is--oh,WHO CARES?-- was hit by a stray bullet "meant for a White guy in Grand Rapids,Michigan."
Sounds like another black lie to me.
That's the weekend Chicago report of fake shootings imvented to go with the real ones,
--GRA