“Not counting the crimes, crime is down.”
Grand Rapids Anonymous
Tuesday, April 28, 2020
BREAKING News Alert: Police Open Homicide Investigation on Woman Who Gave Husband Chloroquine Fish Tank Cleaner to Poison Him and then Blamed Trump ("It's All Trump's Fault" File)
TRUMP'S FAULT I lost my job--Trump Stock market crashes--Trump Bad weather--Trump No sports--Trump Fish ain't bitin'--Trump Girlfriend said "hit the road"--Trump Car won't start--Trump Black voters being "suppressed"--Trump Whites acting "supremacist"--Trump Condom broke--Trump Mets lose 22 in a row playing imaginary baseball (they lost again last night)--Trump Meteor headed for earth--Trump Haven't got my $1200 yet--Trump I'm bored--Trump I've got a hangover--Trump Ran out of toilet paper--Trump Pigeon splatters my head from 200 feet up--Trump Didn't win the lottery--Trump Everything else that's rotten and not listed here--Trump
To me,the best president of my lifetime(admittedly,that's not saying much)--Trump. --GRA
TRUMP'S FAULT
ReplyDeleteI lost my job--Trump
Stock market crashes--Trump
Bad weather--Trump
No sports--Trump
Fish ain't bitin'--Trump
Girlfriend said "hit the road"--Trump
Car won't start--Trump
Black voters being "suppressed"--Trump
Whites acting "supremacist"--Trump
Condom broke--Trump
Mets lose 22 in a row playing imaginary baseball (they lost again last night)--Trump
Meteor headed for earth--Trump
Haven't got my $1200 yet--Trump
I'm bored--Trump
I've got a hangover--Trump
Ran out of toilet paper--Trump
Pigeon splatters my head from 200 feet up--Trump
Didn't win the lottery--Trump
Everything else that's rotten and not listed here--Trump
To me,the best president of my lifetime(admittedly,that's not saying much)--Trump.
--GRA