Thursday, March 26, 2020

The Last Supper

By R.C.
Thu, Mar 26, 2020 8:05 p.m.

"1. Last night's communion was one of the most powerful I can remember. We offered congregants Skittles and Arizona iced tea; recalling Trayvon Martin's last supper before his crucifixion."


R.C.: At first I thought this was from The Onion.



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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousFriday, March 27, 2020 at 3:31:00 PM EDT

    This is not true, is it? This is a joke, isn't it?

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  2. A. Carrick BendFriday, March 27, 2020 at 7:19:00 PM EDT

    It wasn't even iced tea. Trayvon purchased AriZona Watermelon Fruit Juice Cocktail. This beverage, along with Skittles and cough syrup, is used to brew up an intoxicant known on the street as "lean." The media and the prosecutors consistently lied about this. Just to satisfy my curiosity, I bought a can once-tasted awful.

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