I saw Sanders screaming about Trump "going off to a rally,when he should be at the White House,taking care of the coronavirus." So without further ado,another edition of "the Anchovy"--my variation of the "Onion". TRUMP CAN'T DEFECATE OR URINATE WITHOUT DEM PERMISSION (GRA)Democratic Presidential candidates and politicians alike criticized President Trump for having a campaign style rally Friday night. They were outraged. But when they found out,that when he's AT the White House, he actually walks to the bathroom on occasion--and sits on the commode(instead of staying at his Oval Office desk to oversee the Covid-19 virus)they became apoplectic. "Here we are,in a pandemic,and Trump is taking a dump?That's a dereliction of duty,in my opinion,"said Joe Biden. "If I was President,I would not EVER leave my office to go to the bathroom--because I wear Depends 24/7 already--and just sh*t in them anytime I want--something Trump should consider--if he gives a damn about the American people." Bernie Sanders concurred. "If he has time to go to the bathroom,he's not working hard enough to solve the country's problems.By the way,free Depends will be a part of Medicare for anyone that votes for me--IF I win--that's the ticket,"sounding a bit like Jon Lovitz in his "Liar" character. Trump replied that he "had to go take a Biden and wipe his Bernie." NEW BLACK ROBOTS DO LESS--COST MORE (GRA)Because of protests,by the NAACP,BLM and other black organizations,that robots being used at fast food places didn't represent the black culture,companies that developed robots for such ventures were forced to modify the programming of these robots to avoid charges of racism. Bob Wurlitzer of "Robotics Inc." had to give in to political pressure and make less efficient robots to go along with the ones that do the job correctly--"our white robots." "In effect,we created black robots to stand around,take up space,refuse to take your order promptly,steal from the till and occasionally body slam you to the ground for being white." Black groups appeared satisfied with the result and withdrew any possible legal action,pending further review of the black robot's performance.
Let this bad guy try to talk his way outta his "tweet". He and others like him do want to put Trump supporters in "camps" if they could do so. It is a major wish if at the same time a very minor consideration. But he would not have said what he did if it was not in his mind first.
I saw Sanders screaming about Trump "going off to a rally,when he should be at the White House,taking care of the coronavirus."
ReplyDeleteSo without further ado,another edition of "the Anchovy"--my variation of the "Onion".
TRUMP CAN'T DEFECATE OR URINATE WITHOUT DEM PERMISSION
(GRA)Democratic Presidential candidates and politicians alike criticized President Trump for having a campaign style rally Friday night.
They were outraged.
But when they found out,that when he's AT the White House, he actually walks to the bathroom on occasion--and sits on the commode(instead of staying at his Oval Office desk to oversee the Covid-19 virus)they became apoplectic.
"Here we are,in a pandemic,and Trump is taking a dump?That's a dereliction of duty,in my opinion,"said Joe Biden.
"If I was President,I would not EVER leave my office to go to the bathroom--because I wear Depends 24/7 already--and just sh*t in them anytime I want--something Trump should consider--if he gives a damn about the American people."
Bernie Sanders concurred.
"If he has time to go to the bathroom,he's not working hard enough to solve the country's problems.By the way,free Depends will be a part of Medicare for anyone that votes for me--IF I win--that's the ticket,"sounding a bit like Jon Lovitz in his "Liar" character.
Trump replied that he "had to go take a Biden and wipe his Bernie."
NEW BLACK ROBOTS DO LESS--COST MORE
(GRA)Because of protests,by the NAACP,BLM and other black organizations,that robots being used at fast food places didn't represent the black culture,companies that developed robots for such ventures were forced to modify the programming of these robots to avoid charges of racism.
Bob Wurlitzer of "Robotics Inc." had to give in to political pressure and make less efficient robots to go along with the ones that do the job correctly--"our white robots."
"In effect,we created black robots to stand around,take up space,refuse to take your order promptly,steal from the till and occasionally body slam you to the ground for being white."
Black groups appeared satisfied with the result and withdrew any possible legal action,pending further review of the black robot's performance.
---GRA
Let this bad guy try to talk his way outta his "tweet". He and others like him do want to put Trump supporters in "camps" if they could do so. It is a major wish if at the same time a very minor consideration. But he would not have said what he did if it was not in his mind first.
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