Tue, Jan 7, 2020 6:43 p.m.
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Man Allegedly Assaults Girlfriend for Saying His Fart "smelled horrible"
By A Texas Reader
Tue, Jan 7, 2020 6:43 p.m.
Tue, Jan 7, 2020 6:43 p.m.
Man Allegedly Assaults Girlfriend for Saying His Fart "smelled horrible" | FOX 7 Austin
A man was arrested on Sunday for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend after she complained that his fart "smelled horrible," police in Wichita Falls say.
www.fox7austin.com
You can SEE that in his photo--of course his farts reek--but his breath isn't probably so good either.But if he was her BF for a while,what did SHE smell like?To be able to tolerate him,she must have had hoards of flies hovering around her private areas most of the time too--and dropping dead.
ReplyDeleteBut then he unleashed the Kevorkian,the Fart of Death (probably caused by her horrible cooking)and it was time to breakup.Nothing listed in anyone's wedding vows about farts--unless that's the "til death do you part" section.
--GRA
Don't try to give off a foul, evil smelling fart in the presence of a negro.
ReplyDeletePerhaps if he inserted a Buttgieg that would prevent the gas from leaking out.
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