Thu, Dec 26, 2019 10:06 p.m.
North Carolina Couple Call 911 on Vacuum Thought to be Intruder
North Carolina couple call 911 on vacuum thought to be intruder
North Carolina couple call 911 on vacuum thought to be intruder The robot had seemingly started and gotten stuck, its beeping and banging made the audible muck Check out this story on detroitnews ...
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R.C.: So, it's a black robot vacuum?
Figures.
New from WRONGCO Industries
ReplyDeleteIt's the BLAC-VAC!!!This product doesn't clean,makes a lot of noise and needs to be locked up so it doesn't scare homeowners in the middle of the night---just like a real black person--except it's a VACUUM!!!
The BLAC-VAC makes a horrible Christmas gift--as it was for this N.C. couple:
"We thought we was bein' robbed,but it was only our BLAC-VAC"(embarrassed laughter).
Other testimonials include the Shitzers in Florida:
"It tied us up and ransacked our house--as if it were a negro.I was amazed."
"Ours pulled a gun on us,"said another elderly couple,who wished to remain anonymous.
The BLAC-VAC is a sociopathically engineered cleaning device that is programmed to cause mayhem in its spare time--and sells for only $29.95.
BLAC-VAC-- available at Sears.
--GRA