Italy and France Develop Solution to Hate: Peak Tolerance

[Re: “France Denounces Israel over American Proclamation.”]


By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Thursday, November 21, 2019 at 8:00:00 P.M. EST

Or as an “Onion” story might go...

France denounced its own French citizens today with President Emmanuel Macron stating that “anti-immigration sentiment will not be tolerated in our country.” He showed his resolve, following a meeting with the French Senate and National Assembly, by declaring that all native-born Frenchmen would have their citizenships immediately revoked, be rounded up—and subsequently deported.

“We will have a nation of tolerance—even if it takes getting rid of every single one of own countrymen to do so.”

The action followed Italy’s decision to forbid the making of spaghetti, lasagna and other Italian dishes because of a large influx of non-Italians in recent years.

“You wanna meatballs? You wanna spaghet? Don’ta come here,” said Luigi Pestola, a 45-year-old chef, “now we eat Falafel and love it [burp].”
--GRA