By A Texas Reader
Thursday, August 01, 2019
Black Humor and a Freezer Accompany Murder-Suicide in Arlington
Wed, Jul 31, 2019 9:02 a.m.
Once at the home, Rogers told the man that he had killed Alyssa Rogers. That's when Rogers showed the man his wife's body in the freezer. The husband grabbed his dead wife's butt and "smirked" at his friend, the document says.
 | A married couple was found dead early Monday inside an Arlington home in what police say is a murder-suicide. Officers searched a home around 2:35 a.m. in the 5200 block of Livermore Drive after ... www.wfaa.com |
ATR: This is friggin' hysterical!
Old cracker buys a Filipina mail order bride and then whacks her and stuffs her into a Sub-Zero!
And then grabs the decedent's frozen butt?!
It's morbid, but hysterical as well.
Dear Arlington Police Department:
ReplyDeleteI'm Sgt.Zack Yodel of the Clear Lake PD.Me and my partner Sgt.Arnold Ziffel have been investigating a string of crimes and the accompanying skulls that were discovered in and around a wooded area here in Clear Lake and we'd like your opinion on a question:Are there any sane,law abiding type citizens left in Texas?If there are not,then there's absolutely no reason to be a policeman anymore--because if there isn't at least ONE non-homicidal maniac left in the state to protect,from what seems like an overwhelming number of wackos,well we might as well hang up our badges.Please hurry with your response.
Sincerely,
Sgt Zack Yodel
Sgt.Arnold Ziffel
Dear Sgts:
This is Chief David Koresh writing back.
No,everyone I know is normal--just like me.Did you say wackos or Waco?Never mind,just a little joke.Thanks for writing.
Sincerely,
Chief David Koresh
--GRA
It is usually the other way around. Old white guy brings in much younger Filipina bride and within one year the old whit guy dead. Call it digitalis.
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