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Subject: Tom Hanks Recalls Arriving On 'A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood' Set At Dawn For Grueling 6-Hour Cardigan-Application Process
From: The Onion <newsletters@email.theonion.com>
To: add1dda@aol.com <add1dda@aol.com>
Sent: Tue, Jul 23, 2019 2:36 pm
Subject: Tom Hanks Recalls Arriving On 'A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood' Set At Dawn For Grueling 6-Hour Cardigan-Application Process
A full length "Mr.Rogers" movie?All I can ask is--why ?Are they going to revise history and turn Fred Rogers into a Julia Child double-agent character or Chuck Barris CIA guy?
ReplyDeleteHe could go up to a gang of black thugs...
"It's a beautiful day to catch a hood,
a beautiful day to arrest you.
Would you be my collar?
Would you be my collar?"
Then he pulls out a Magnum 44 and starts wiping out thugs like Charles Bronson did in "Death Wish(I,II,III,IV and V)".
Unless they invent something similar,there's no reason to pay money to see if Mr.Rogers can put his sweater on for the zillionth time--even if Tom Hanks is doing the honors.
At least they hired a white actor though.
---GRA