The written drivers test for illegals Section one:Rules of the Road Question 1:You are trying to evade an ICE agent.What is the allowed maximum speed you can go? a)75 mph b)90 mph C)whatever that piece of crap engine will get you up to. Question 2:You're driving drunk as always and hit another car,do you: a)stop b)finish off that bottle of tequila you're holding in your hand and keep driving c)try to convince yourself that you really will get some insurance for the NEXT accident and head to the party store down the street,
Question 3:At a 4 way stop,who goes first? a)the white person b)the black guy c)me--get the f**k -out of my way Question 4: True or false:All my turn signals and lights work.(This question was just for laughs,so our DMV worker can keep track--by hearing your reaction--that you're almost done with the test). When you complete these questions,turn them in.Thanks to recently passed laws by idiotic politician's,there ARE no incorrect answers and you are now an illegal member of the driving community. Your license will be paid for by charging white people more for THEIR licenses. Buenos Dias Amigo. --GR Anonymous
The written drivers test for illegals
ReplyDeleteSection one:Rules of the Road
Question 1:You are trying to evade an ICE agent.What is the allowed maximum speed you can go?
a)75 mph
b)90 mph
C)whatever that piece of crap engine will get you up to.
Question 2:You're driving drunk as always and hit another car,do you:
a)stop
b)finish off that bottle of tequila you're holding in your hand and keep driving
c)try to convince yourself that you really will get some insurance for the NEXT accident and head to the party store down the street,
Question 3:At a 4 way stop,who goes first?
a)the white person
b)the black guy
c)me--get the f**k -out of my way
Question 4:
True or false:All my turn signals and lights work.(This question was just for laughs,so our DMV worker can keep track--by hearing your reaction--that you're almost done with the test).
When you complete these questions,turn them in.Thanks to recently passed laws by idiotic politician's,there ARE no incorrect answers and you are now an illegal member of the driving community.
Your license will be paid for by charging white people more for THEIR licenses.
Buenos Dias Amigo.
--GR Anonymous