Future headlines: Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is in hot water,after he was seen frowning at Ezekiel Elliot last Tuesday.As Elliot ran through drills on the practice field,a picture was taken of Jones dourly looking at the Cowboys RB.It was posted on Facebook.The NFL Players Association said,"The frown looked racist in nature and we are leaning toward asking Jones to sell the team." Breaking news:Jones to sell team over racist glare,though Jones claims the look was the result of gas and constipation. "But I guess I have to sell." Elsewhere:A long list of women are coming out with accusations that comedian Jerry Seinfeld complimented them on their appearance. "Nice dress",was one of the more lewd comments reportedly made by Seinfeld to the women he's met over the years."Nice hairdo",is another shocker. Also Seinfeld is rumored to have smiled at the women--on more than one occasion . The white male bashing team of Allred and Bloom brought out over a hundred women to a press conference,who claimed the same thing: "We felt violated when he moved his mouth into a smiling position",said one c*nt." Said another,"At the very least,we want him to stop doing his 'Coffee in Cars'internet show.Every time he smiles on that show or God forbid-laughs--it brings back horrible memories." A class action lawsuit is also asking for $100 million dollars for pain and humiliation. --GR Anonymous
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ReplyDeleteDallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is in hot water,after he was seen frowning at Ezekiel Elliot last Tuesday.As Elliot ran through drills on the practice field,a picture was taken of Jones dourly looking at the Cowboys RB.It was posted on Facebook.The NFL Players Association said,"The frown looked racist in nature and we are leaning toward asking Jones to sell the team."
Breaking news:Jones to sell team over racist glare,though Jones claims the look was the result of gas and constipation.
"But I guess I have to sell."
Elsewhere:A long list of women are coming out with accusations that comedian Jerry Seinfeld complimented them on their appearance.
"Nice dress",was one of the more lewd comments reportedly made by Seinfeld to the women he's met over the years."Nice hairdo",is another shocker.
Also Seinfeld is rumored to have smiled at the women--on more than one occasion .
The white male bashing team of Allred and Bloom brought out over a hundred women to a press conference,who claimed the same thing:
"We felt violated when he moved his mouth into a smiling position",said one c*nt."
Said another,"At the very least,we want him to stop doing his 'Coffee in Cars'internet show.Every time he smiles on that show or God forbid-laughs--it brings back horrible memories."
A class action lawsuit is also asking for $100 million dollars for pain and humiliation.
--GR Anonymous