Breaking News: Texas Tech University Student Murdered Campus Policeman Tonight, Fled, and Campus is on Lockdown, but AP and KSN-TV Refuse to Publish Perp Description; You Know What that Means!

By Nicholas Stix

It means, pace scrappy koala, that the killer is black.
 

The Latest: Texas Tech campus police officer killed at HQ
By AP
October 9, 2017 at 9:23 p.m. CDT
KSN-TV

LUBBOCK, Texas (AP) — The Latest on a shooting at the Texas Tech University Police Department headquarters (all times local):
9 p.m.

A Texas Tech University police officer has been shot and killed at the campus police headquarters, prompting a lockdown of the Lubbock campus.

University spokesman Chris Cook says campus police made a student welfare check Monday evening and found upon entering the room evidence of drugs and drug paraphernalia. Cook says officers brought the suspect to the campus police station for standard debriefing.

During this time, Cook says the suspect pulled out a gun and shot an officer in the head, killing him. The suspect then fled on foot and has not been captured.

No other information has been released.
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8:50 p.m.

Texas Tech University in Lubbock has ordered a lockdown after a shooting was reported at the campus police station.

University officials issued an alert to students on social media Monday night, noting that the suspected shooter had not been apprehended.

The alert urged those on campus to "take shelter in a safe location." [What location is safe?]

No other information has been released.

[That's a lie.]