Top 10 Opening Remarks at a Trump Cabinet Meeting (Humor)

Re-posted by Nicholas Stix

I read this list at a Yahoo! News editorial bashing President Trump, by Matt Bai, and assumed that it was all over the ‘Net, but when I googled, I found nothing—neither under the title, nor the first (#10) entry—so, here goes.

A tip 'o the hate to TonyZ.


Top Ten Opening Remarks at a Trump Cabinet Meeting

10) Mr. President, you’re even greater than our GOP hero, Putin.

9) Mr. President, thank you for being the most honest person to ever exist.

8) President Trump, I was praying to God last night and God said, “Can you get me Trump’s autograph?”

7) Mr. President, thank you for the opportunity to repeatedly kiss your feet.

6) Your Highness, I love yo……I lov…….I lo………..(begins crying).

5) King Trump, may I have another photo of you? I kissed a hole in my old photo of you.

4) Mine Fuhrer, thank you for making Heaven and Earth great again.

3) Mr. President, you are the light of our lives. Without you, there would only be darkness.

2) Your Greatness, thank you for the universe.

1) Then Trump says: Your opening remarks were fair. We’ll work on it so you can truly know my greatness.