Passed along by Grand Rapids Anonymous
Three seniors were talking together. The first one says, “I’ve got this terrible problem urinating. I stand there and stand there, and it dribbles out. Feels like I never really go.”
Second one says, “My problem is I can never go #2. I'm constipated and just can't seem to go. I sit for hours, and nothing happens.”
Third one says, “You think YOU have problems? I wake up 7 a.m. sharp, take a great pee—comes out like water out of a hose. Then, at 7:15, I have a mighty bowel movement—like a volcano erupting.”
One of the other old guys says, “So what's your problem?”
“I don't get out of bed until 10 a.m.”
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