At Union Station in DC. Just fled the building w 100s of others bc we thought we heard gunshots—it was a bicycle tire. PLEASE PASS GUN LAWS.
— Eva Colen (@evacolen) June 22, 2016
@bob_owens @evacolen BAN TIRES NOW
— Don Carpenter (@MrDonCarpenter) June 22, 2016
I thought I saw Bigfoot. It was actually a bear. PLEASE FUND THE SPACE PROGRAM https://t.co/XaLBmG56sZ
— David Rutz (@DavidRutz) June 22, 2016
@evacolen We really need commonsense lunch bag laws... pic.twitter.com/fnyxpcZrQy
— Kuato (@PhillipCMcGuire) June 22, 2016
Oh my god, were any people killed by those unregulated bicycle tires? When are irresponsible people going to stop riding bikes and get a car? That bike tire going off is a warning to all you irresponsible fossil fuel haters to get off those death machines and into a nice safe SUV. What we really need is a good reliable sixteen ton SUV that runs on owls.
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