Breaking News: Active Shooter Situation at UCLA (Engineering 4), Two Vics Down, Campus in Lockdown, Raceless, Faceless Shooter Still at Large

By Nicholas Stix

Police describe the shooter as wearing “a black jacket, black pants.” That’s it.

Fox News seconds ago: “Clearly, this is not over.”

According to one of the studio hosts, there are over 43,000 students on campus at UCLA.