Eureka! 100% Real Voluptuosity Sighting! (Revealing Photo, Gravitational Pull, Cleavage Alert, Trigger Warning!)

Re-posted by Nicholas Stix

I don’t know what it is about this generation of men, but every time I see a published photograph, or a twit, whose sender says that a starlet’s “body rocks,” the salient feature is saline. Rubber doesn’t “rock.” I suppose that makes me a reactionary. So be it.

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— Riverfront Times (@RiverfrontTimes) May 21, 2016