Some New and Unusual Positions Donald Trump May Want to Fill

By Nicholas Stix

• Food and drink tasters;
• Human shields; and
• Doubles

Also, some Harry Caul-types, to bug every cell phone and landline used by, and follow around the following figures, eavesdropping on their conversations:

• The brothers Charles and David Koch;
• Paul Singer;
• Sheldon Adelson; and
• Karl Rove