Fictional story: "NO ONE GETS SHOT IN BALTIMORE TODAY BY BLACKS". But not because blacks took the day off from shooting--but because all bullets sold to blacks in the last week were actually blanks!This thanks to a new law passed recently by the Maryland legislature.Gang members were so incensed that they marched to their local representatives offices to protest,but were told the new law was secretly passed so that blacks would not be sold live ammo. One rep laughed,"The Constitution says you have a right to bear arms,but nothing was written about having to sell real bullets to thugs". Rev.Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton called for an investigation-claiming discrimination-and funeral home directors joined in with a civil suit saying "their business was falling way off" with the new law.Sharpton specifically yelled,"We as blacks have the right to commit murder if we want to.This is blatantly racial". Black Lives Matter said they would fight the newly discovered law,"all the way to the Supreme Court",but some legal scholars think this does not violate their rights."They still have their guns",said one lawyer,"they just can t kill anyone with them".
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But not because blacks took the day off from shooting--but because all bullets sold to blacks in the last week were actually blanks!This thanks to a new law passed recently by the Maryland legislature.Gang members were so incensed that they marched to their local representatives offices to protest,but were told the new law was secretly passed so that blacks would not be sold live ammo.
One rep laughed,"The Constitution says you have a right to bear arms,but nothing was written about having to sell real bullets to thugs".
Rev.Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton called for an investigation-claiming discrimination-and funeral home directors joined in with a civil suit saying "their business was falling way off" with the new law.Sharpton specifically yelled,"We as blacks have the right to commit murder if we want to.This is blatantly racial".
Black Lives Matter said they would fight the newly discovered law,"all the way to the Supreme Court",but some legal scholars think this does not violate their rights."They still have their guns",said one lawyer,"they just can t kill anyone with them".