Re-posted by Nicholas Stix
Thanks to reader-researcher Prince George’s County Ex-Pat for this story.
Take a look at the comments. The story elicited all sorts of world champion-level, lewd puns.
Detroit motorist watching porn on phone crashes, dies
January 26, 2016, 6:47 p.m. EST
The Detroit News
Detroit — A Detroit man watching a porn movie while driving his car got into an accident and died.
The man, who wasn’t wearing pants, was watching the movie on his cellphone, said police.
Clifford Ray Jones, 58, wasn’t wearing a seat belt and was partially ejected through the sunroof.
A state police spokesman said it’s the strangest incident he ever encountered.
“There’s so much technology out there a lot of people are paying more attention to what they’re doing other than driving their car,” said Lt. Mike Shaw of the Michigan State Police.
The accident occurred Sunday at 3:30 a.m. as the car was traveling south on the Lodge ramp to Interstate 75 in Detroit, said police.
Jones lost control of the 1996 Toyota and it rolled over. No other vehicles were involved in the wreck.
Jones was pronounced dead at the scene. The police are continuing to investigate.
The name of the movie wasn’t known.
Reminds me of the Darwin website that highlights how stupid people die...lol.What took this dumb black so long to kill himself anyways?
ReplyDeleteHe probably had a lot of close calls, along the way, and may have caused other people's deaths.
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