Guess the shocking headline in Baltimore would be: "NO ONE GETS SHOT IN BALTIMORE TODAY BY BLACKS". But only because all bullets sold to blacks in the last week were actually blanks.The gang members were so p.o'ed that they marched to their local representatives offices to protest,but were told a new law was secretly passed that blacks would not be sold live ammo. One rep laughed,"The Constitution says you have a right to bear arms,but nothing was written about having to sell real bullets to thugs". Rev.Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton called for an investigation-claiming discrimination-and funeral home directors joined in with a civil suit saying "their business was falling way off" with the new law.Sharpton specifically yelled,"We as blacks have the right to commit murder if we want to.This is blatantly racial". Black Lives Matter said they would fight the newly discovered law,"all the way to the Supreme Court",but some legal scholars think this does not violate their rights."They still have their guns",said one lawyer,"they just can t kill anyone with them".
Guess the shocking headline in Baltimore would be:
ReplyDelete"NO ONE GETS SHOT IN BALTIMORE TODAY BY BLACKS".
But only because all bullets sold to blacks in the last week were actually blanks.The gang members were so p.o'ed that they marched to their local representatives offices to protest,but were told a new law was secretly passed that blacks would not be sold live ammo.
One rep laughed,"The Constitution says you have a right to bear arms,but nothing was written about having to sell real bullets to thugs".
Rev.Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton called for an investigation-claiming discrimination-and funeral home directors joined in with a civil suit saying "their business was falling way off" with the new law.Sharpton specifically yelled,"We as blacks have the right to commit murder if we want to.This is blatantly racial".
Black Lives Matter said they would fight the newly discovered law,"all the way to the Supreme Court",but some legal scholars think this does not violate their rights."They still have their guns",said one lawyer,"they just can t kill anyone with them".