Suburbanite Praises NYPD; NYC Resident Begs to Differ

By Nicholas Stix

Dedicated NYPD cops protecting NYC today & every day. #ItsWhatWeDo pic.twitter.com/dpL3T77cSC

— NYPD NEWS (@NYPDnews) November 14, 2015

@NYPDnews You're not protecting me or mine, pal.

— Nicholas Stix (@NicholasStix) November 14, 2015

OK, more for coverage for the rest of us. https://t.co/wchL36npZB

— Charmian Neary (@CharmianAgain) November 14, 2015

NS:

1. You’re not a New York City resident, so the NYPD is irrelevant to you, except for when you come into town to go shopping, or take in a show, in which case the NYPD will protect you; and
2. Do you know the NYPD’s modernized term for first-degree, aggravated rape? “Trespassing.” http://bit.ly/20TOMN2