Why Do “Conservatives” Always Lose?

By An Old Friend Who’s been There, Done That

Because they don't know how to organize constituencies for particular issues;
Because they choose to advocate issues that not many people care about;
Because they use stupid rhetoric (like "statist" or "collectivist") that no one responds to;
Because they won't organize mass demonstrations and protests;
Because they narrowly focus on elections, rather than make an effort to influence the larger culture;
Because they tend to fall for nutty conspiracy theories;
Because they prefer to whine in magazines and web sites rather than take direct action;
Because they are unwilling to engage in civil disobedience;
Because they defend large corporations instead of embracing populist hostility to mega/global finance capitalism;
Because they use ideological arguments against their opponents instead of moral arguments;
Because their donors are often frightened rabbits who fear losing social status more than they fear losing their country;
Because they refuse to paint their opponents as evil, and instead prefer to believe that their opponents simply hold mistaken beliefs;
Because they refuse to engage in self-criticism and try to analyze why they lose ... I could go on and on and on and on and on....