95% guaranteed ripped off from the Internet!
http://twitchy.com/2015/01/11/couldnt-leave-joe-home-alone-here-are-the-top-10-reasonsobamamissedfrancerally/
Garth Haycock
Dear Leader on why he wasn't in Paris:
"I ran out of gas.
“I... I had a flat tire.
“I didn't have enough money for cab fare.
My tux didn't come back from the cleaners.
I couldn't find a phone.
I didn't have a dime.
An old friend came in from out of town.
Someone stole my car.
There was an earthquake.
A terrible flood.
Locusts!
IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"
Humanary Stew
He went to the Netherlands after someone told him the name of the President of France. [Edited]
djm1992
He's on France's terrorist watch list/no-fly list.........
capitalistpig
He just heard about it on the news.
kentercat
Because they tend to decapitate kings over there.
jb
Reason #1a: JZ didn't want to go.
From Twitter:
#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally he was visiting his ancestral homeland ==> pic.twitter.com/7fQJ1OzGg7
— IPayMyJizyaWith.357 (@robfit) January 11, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally
Had previously scheduled ANOTHER Parade appearance pic.twitter.com/5s41Nlhhdq
— CFJ ---►∅◄--- #OiP (@_CFJ_) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally
Working on the Presidential Library pic.twitter.com/FTHltYkh8O
— Joe I. (@2AmendDefender) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally
He's posing for his monument. pic.twitter.com/rDS7drJc1C
— Joe I. (@2AmendDefender) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally he had work to do pic.twitter.com/yKmCEUjMUf
— ~~~mððnie (@mmmoonie) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally an #anagram... read the tweet pic.twitter.com/niq82bPe85
— ~~~mððnie (@mmmoonie) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally I don't know, but ... I sure miss the days when adults were in charge. pic.twitter.com/6ZIK4tobxZ
— Kris as in Kringle (@MermanKris) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally Obama was mourning the victim of the NAACP bombing. pic.twitter.com/g3Z8Ap0bgb
— AdolfJoeBiden™ (@Bidenshairplugs) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally Air Force One broken down from all those vacation miles. pic.twitter.com/E9FdykVvJX
— Franci (@LadySandersfarm) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally
He heard from a fly on a wall that being there wld only tear down #Islam's prophets. pic.twitter.com/hJg7DUTKnb
— Shaughn (@Shaughn_A) January 12, 2015Because the last time he went to a funeral he had to sleep on the couch for a month. #ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally pic.twitter.com/Bvw7W450nU
— 2ndAmendmentStrong (@Ruach321) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally
He got so excited deciding what to wear the time passed him by. pic.twitter.com/m8rgbZCQmh
— Shaughn (@Shaughn_A) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally
He was too busy watching the world burn from a revenge he was long taught to seek. pic.twitter.com/vduuKsFQ6T
— Shaughn (@Shaughn_A) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally Need more reasons than his OWN WORDS? Probably the first time he did not lie. pic.twitter.com/ZAaEYrUD7Y
— R J (@KataAndKumite) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally Obama sent Biden who mistakenly went to the Eiffal Tower in Las Vegas. pic.twitter.com/2pt9CH4x3U
— KT (@ensignbay) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally He was afraid the Norwegians would take the Nobel prize back.
— Jesse Dalton (@ObamaBash) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally: France didn't approve Obama's Visa. #FoxNewsFacts
— OceanShoresPatriot® (@osPatriot) January 12, 2015Because the invitation to "Leader of U.S." was returned "unknown addressee" #ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally
— Martin K (@jmkg95) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally He got pissed off when he discovered that it was only a 'peace' march and not a 'religion of peace' march.
— TheO (@TheO_mpbuh) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally
Because he was reading his Koran.
— Proud Conservative (@TruthBToldDe) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally ? TOOK ALL DAY TO PUT MY HAIR IN A BUN ! pic.twitter.com/LxXCAqiUIg
— joseph price (@joeyyeo13) January 12, 2015Pouting b/c Mooch told him he had to avoid Nordic female prime ministers
#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally
— UF (@xfranman) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally he already defeated #terrorism pic.twitter.com/6XQ99q1c4E
— ☜☜☜ ¤ Patriot ¤ (@Merry__Can) January 12, 2015Marty McFly went back to Kenya circa 1960 and gave Barack Sr. a box of condoms.
#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally pic.twitter.com/oziE45XU5h
— AdolfJoeBiden™ (@Bidenshairplugs) January 12, 2015He was advised he could not wear his favorite turban
#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally
— UF (@xfranman) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally They haven't installed my Muslim prayer rug on Air Force one yet
— Michael✈️ (@socalmike_SD) January 12, 2015Buying toupee's for CNN anchors who combat blaspheme against the prophet
#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally pic.twitter.com/HuVHNk70zz
— Sodas (@SodasCat) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally
Because he was dusting off his nobel peace prize.
— Proud Conservative (@TruthBToldDe) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally
1) AL Sharpton banned from France
2) Muslim Brotherhood not welcome to attend
#tcot #PJNET #tlot #orpuw
— Obama World of Oz (@Obamaisnuts) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally
1) teleprompter not allowed on podium
2) speeches limited to opposition to violent Islamic zealots
#tcot
— Obama World of Oz (@Obamaisnuts) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally
He could not be reached by phone to confirm attendance #benghazi #tcot #PJNET #orpuw #tlot #2a #uniteblue
— Obama World of Oz (@Obamaisnuts) January 12, 2015Al Sharpton had the keys to Air Force One #ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally
— Mrs Parker (@GH0STC00N) January 12, 2015.@SharpsCarbine RT @Red__Rover: #ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally It's for "world leaders" only.
— thecrowdview (@thecrowdview) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally
He's at the IRS headquarters, shredding Sharpton's tax records.
— Spoonyluv (@Aristotleslogic) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally Reggie Love doesn't have a passport
— Smogzilla (@Smogzilla) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally too busy helping Moochelle shave - all over
— Smogzilla (@Smogzilla) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally Only flight he could get was AirAsia.
— Collin Lyon (@Collin_Lyon) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally @MichelleObama burka was in the dry cleaners….
— SusanC #TGDN (@susanbnj) January 12, 2015Come on Joe let me in, this isn't funny they're expecting me in Paris. #ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally pic.twitter.com/CW9ArCSOU9
— Spoonyluv (@Aristotleslogic) January 12, 2015Couldn't get permission from his local mosque
#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally
— UF (@xfranman) January 12, 2015#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally
Michelle accidentally sat on him. pic.twitter.com/dBec57cUOV
— Jeff Rainforth (@iResistAll) January 12, 2015He had a bad yeast infection.
#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally
— Mike Jones (@BirddogJones) January 12, 2015Because they invited Bibi Netanyahu.
Are you kidding? It’s the playoffs!
And the biggest reason Obama boycotted the Paris march (drumroll, please):
Out of solidarity with Marine LePen and the National Front!
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