Blogger Debunks Fake Media Cover Story about the Obamas’ Spat During Nelson Mandela’s South African Memorial Service

[Previously, at WEJB/NSU:

[“Today Show Scandal: Hosts Apologize for Telling the Truth about the Fake Black Sign Language Interpreter at Nelson Mandela’s Memorial Service.”]
 

By Nicholas Stix

During the service in Johannesburg, the John Doe calling himself “Barack Obama” openly flirted with beautiful, intelligent, Danish prime minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt, who was seated to his right, and who clearly enjoyed his attentions. Michelle “Obama,” who is neither beautiful nor intelligent, was shown angrily scowling in her seat on her husband’s left, while he and his Danish counterpart cavorted. Some members of the media, in their best turning-the-truth-upside-down style, lied in saying that Mrs. “Obama” wasn’t angry or scowling; rather, she was the only one in the vicinity who was acting with the seriousness required of the occasion.

This all sounds moronic to any honest person familiar with Michelle “Obama’s” public bearing, in particular with her black woman’s scowl. However, my friend, the blogger John Robert Malernee, went beyond merely remarking on such mendacity, as I did, and put together and published a slide show, demonstrating that an angry Michelle “Obama” forced her husband to switch seats with her, so that Michelle was now seated to the left of Thorning-Schmidt, who was thus frozen out from access to her new friend. A contrite Barack then kissed the hand of Michelle, whose face changed into a semblance of a (victorious) smile, while the woman she considered her rival, and who now sat on her right, stared straight ahead. Doubtless, if the two heads of state have any future dealings, they will be under the ever-vigilant eye of Michelle “Obama.”