By Nicholas Stix
Nigerian Kristoff Alauya has blessed Northern Ireland with his diverse presence for nine years.
How has he blessed her? Let me count the ways. Ay, but you wouldn’t believe me, if I told you! Such manifold blessings sound invented.
In any event, this is not your typical dog bites man story.
[A tip ‘o the, oh, just forget it, to an old colleague, and Irish Savant.]
Look at that monster. If that doesn't look like something straight out of hell then I have misread my bible.
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