Jakadrien Turner is Back! Criminal Returns Home in Triumph!

By Nicholas Stix

 

[Previously, at WEJB/NSU: "Tawana Goes to Colombia: Jakadrien Turner Hoax Blows Up; 'Angry' Mom, NAACP, CBC Seek Ghetto Lottery."]

 

 

 

 

Pregnant gang girl-thief-identity fraud-perjurer Jakadrien Turner, 15, aka "Tika Lanay Cortez," aka "Tika SoloToolonq," aka "Tika Confero," aka God-knows-who-else, arrives at Dallas Fort Worth Airport Friday night, shortly before 10 p.m., flanked by her grandmother, Lorene Turner, l, and her mother,  Johnisa/Johnessa Turner, r. (These Turner women apparently always marry men named Turner.)

 

 

 

In Colombia, Jakadrien Turner reportedly went under the fake names "Tika Lanay Cortez," "Tika SoloToolonq," "Tika Confero," and God knows what else.

 

 

 

Jakadrien Turner, or whatever her current identity is

 

 

 

 

Johnisa/Johnessa Turner, l, and her mother, Lorene Turner, r. Apparently, these Turner women have been marrying men with the same last name for generations.

 

 

 

Reportedly, the much older man pictured on Turner's Facebook page is Cuban Alejandro Yoel Almeida Cisneros, the father of her unborn child
 

 

Flashing gang signs, back in the day

 

 

 

Jakadrien Turner when she was younger, and more, well, er, let's just leave it at "younger"