There was a ribald joke 40 years ago about the Reagan's
Ronnie was troubled. Nancy was not responding to him in the sack anymore,so he went over to the black janitor,in that section of the White House,to ask for advice.
"Rufus,I'm having trouble with the Mrs. in bed and,well,I just wondered if you had any tips of how to improve my technique,in order to satisfy her."
"Well,Mr President,here's what I'd do,if I were you. When she's sleeping,you bring in a blindfold and cover her eyes with it. Then you start nibbling on her neck until she pulls her nightie up,allowing you to pour honey on her private area. Then you lick up the honey and do what comes naturally afterwards.She'll go at it for an hour."
"Thanks,Rufus,I appreciate it."
That night,with Nancy asleep,Ronnie approached the bed,slid the blindfold over her eyes,nibbled her neck and got out the honey. He poured it generously and began to lick it off. Just as Ronnie was going to enter her,Nancy yelled out,"RUFUS--is that you?".
"Well..."
ReplyDelete--GRA
There was a ribald joke 40 years ago about the Reagan's
ReplyDeleteRonnie was troubled. Nancy was not responding to him in the sack anymore,so he went over to the black janitor,in that section of the White House,to ask for advice.
"Rufus,I'm having trouble with the Mrs. in bed and,well,I just wondered if you had any tips of how to improve my technique,in order to satisfy her."
"Well,Mr President,here's what I'd do,if I were you. When she's sleeping,you bring in a blindfold and cover her eyes with it. Then you start nibbling on her neck until she pulls her nightie up,allowing you to pour honey on her private area. Then you lick up the honey and do what comes naturally afterwards.She'll go at it for an hour."
"Thanks,Rufus,I appreciate it."
That night,with Nancy asleep,Ronnie approached the bed,slid the blindfold over her eyes,nibbled her neck and got out the honey. He poured it generously and began to lick it off. Just as Ronnie was going to enter her,Nancy yelled out,"RUFUS--is that you?".
--GRA