“Not counting the crimes, crime is down.” Grand Rapids Anonymous
AFTER M*U*S*H 2025(reboot)GRA:Just what we need,Koreans with guns in L.A.Colonel Blake:Okey dokey,we've got us a brand new ballgame. The Korean War has come to Los Angeles.Hawkeye:Henry--Sum Tings Wong here--why were we sent from the White House to L.A.?Blake:Didn't you read the intro at the beginning of this post? There are KOREANS WITH GUNS HERE.Radar:Sirens!Trapper John:Let's go,Frank,you can fondle "Hot Lips' underwear after we're done in surgery.Frank:But why are there Koreans HERE--in Los Angeles?Hawkeye:Well if there weren't,we wouldn't have this new TV show--After M*U*S*H*.Hot Lips:Reporting for duty,sir.Blake:Major--welcome back.Hawkeye:I thought you were dead,Margaret..Hot Lips:Only in real life.Klinger:I'M here too--against my will.Hawkeye:Good,at least two of us in this show are still breathing. Radar:Here come the casualties.Uhh,I'm still breathing too,sir.Hawkeye:Yes,but you're too short for us to notice. Okay,bring 'em in.(Hawkeye writing)Dear Dad,Just when you think you've left a war behind,it follows you. Oh well,it's a living.--END--GRA
AFTER M*U*S*H 2025(reboot)
ReplyDeleteGRA:Just what we need,Koreans with guns in L.A.
Colonel Blake:Okey dokey,we've got us a brand new ballgame. The Korean War has come to Los Angeles.
Hawkeye:Henry--Sum Tings Wong here--why were we sent from the White House to L.A.?
Blake:Didn't you read the intro at the beginning of this post? There are KOREANS WITH GUNS HERE.
Radar:Sirens!
Trapper John:Let's go,Frank,you can fondle "Hot Lips' underwear after we're done in surgery.
Frank:But why are there Koreans HERE--in Los Angeles?
Hawkeye:Well if there weren't,we wouldn't have this new TV show--After M*U*S*H*.
Hot Lips:Reporting for duty,sir.
Blake:Major--welcome back.
Hawkeye:I thought you were dead,Margaret..
Hot Lips:Only in real life.
Klinger:I'M here too--against my will.
Hawkeye:Good,at least two of us in this show are still breathing.
Radar:Here come the casualties.Uhh,I'm still breathing too,sir.
Hawkeye:Yes,but you're too short for us to notice. Okay,bring 'em in.
(Hawkeye writing)
Dear Dad,
Just when you think you've left a war behind,it follows you. Oh well,it's a living.
--END
--GRA